B3TA Question of the Week

I should probably read more of the newsletter than just the one part, but never mind. B3TA's summary of the best bits of "Question of the Week" really cracked me up today.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Common as muck

Last week we wanted to know what you saw as
common. This generated a huge flame war of
snobbery, one-upmanship and hate. Excellent:
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/common/

* COMMON KIDS - My husband works at a primary
school on a council estate. One child, a girl,
is called... Nokia. (Mrs Liveinabin)

* COMMON MUMS - I used to work in an opticians
in Essex. I think the most common thing I ever
was the woman who, when booking her children in
for eye tests, checked her tattoos for their
dates of birth. (Mrs Liveinabi again)

* COMMON GRANS - when I lived in Newcastle there
was a banner hanging outside of a house that
read "HAPPY 30th GRANDMA". (cowjam)